say|Narrator|A basic looking rogue sneaks up to the bar
show_character|Rijan
say|Rijan|alright whatcha got whatcha got
say|Me|Hello there adventurer, what can I get for you today?
say|Rijan|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gimme all your food and drink
choice|Alright|[deviance1]That's expensive|[deviance2]Not to you|[deviance3]Just take it.|[deviance4]ENOUGH.||Expensive|Not you|Fine|No More

say|Me|A tall order, but alright. That'll be 25 gold.
say|Rijan|How much gold if I....... stab you? Ha hA!
show|stabbed
say|Narrator|The rogue jumps over the counter and thrusts his blade into your chest. In your final moments you see him stuff his pockets with the day's earnings and handfuls of chicken and bread before jumping into a wine barrel to hide.
show_character|none
say|Narrator|...
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hide|stabbed
say|Narrator|You wake up at the bar.
say|Me|HUH
jump|continue

label|expensive
say|Me|You got gold for that?
say|Rijan|uhhhhh will.... one gold do the trick?
say|Me|No, sorry. That's not nearly enough for today's stock.
say|Rijan|Then how about... one gold plus a special payment? ;)
say|Me|Special payment?
say|Rijan|Death!
show|stabbed
say|Narrator|The rogue jumps over the counter and thrusts his blade into your chest. In your final moments, you see him help himself to the day's earnings and any supplies he can fit into his bag before jumping into a wine barrel to hide.
show_character|none
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hide|stabbed
say|Narrator|You wake up at the bar.
say|Me|How are others not seeing this??
jump|continue

label|Not you
say|Me|I'm not dealing with your kind here.
say|Rijan|duuude the bartend's a racist lmao! STAB
show|stabbed
say|Narrator|The rogue jumps over the counter and thrusts his blade into your chest. In your final moments, you see him help himself to the day's earnings and any supplies he can fit into his bag before jumping into a wine barrel to hide.
show_character|none
say|Narrator|...
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hide|stabbed
say|Narrator|You wake up at the bar.
say|Me|You're kidding me.
deviance|1
jump|continue

label|Fine
say|Me|Just take it.
say|Rijan|Don't mind if I do~
say|Narrator|You watch as the rogue helps himself to your top shelf drinks and best cuts of meat. You see him sneak some of the day's gold into his pockets as well. He shifts back to the front of the counter and heads back out to rejoin his party.
say|Me|At least he didn't stab me this time.
say|Rijan|STAB
show|stabbed
say|Narrator|The rogue appears from the wine barrel behind you and thrusts his blade into your back. In your final moments you see what you thought was the rogue leaving the tavern fade away into a puff of smoke. An illusion!
show_character|none
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hide|stabbed
say|Narrator|You wake up at the bar.
say|Me|aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
deviance|1
jump|continue

label|no more
say|Me|No. Not anymore. Not today.
say|Rijan|Wh-
say|Me|every single time every single time you come in here and murder and steal no matter what we do. I don’t know how I come back every time but I’m getting sick of it and sick of having to deal with entitled pricks like you thinking that just cause you’re a rogue you’re some super ninja well I’m not having it anymore. 
say|Rijan|Yo this bartender wack af lmao ST-
say|Narrator|You quickly duck under the counter waiting for him to jump over. Before he can send out his blade, you push up from under him and toss him into the shelves. Although extremely deft, he didn't have much in terms of constitution, and is knocked unconscious from the impact.
show_character|none
deviance|1
give|unconscious rijan

label|continue

